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(914): View more from New York

I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...

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(214): View more from Texas

I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.

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(804): View more from Virginia

he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck

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(512): View more from Texas

It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?

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