i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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