Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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