She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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