Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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