Where did you get a picture of my penis
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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