The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
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The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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