i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I would ride that face into the sunset
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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