Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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