doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
3pm strippers are depressing
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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