At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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