I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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