That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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