I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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