Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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