No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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