whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
birth control should be required to get into college
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
