So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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