im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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