he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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