Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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