no, he came in my armpit
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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