Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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