It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
