but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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