today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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