I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Randomize
