I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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