A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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