I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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