The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My pussy is not your playground.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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