He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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