She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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