Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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