i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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