Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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