God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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