So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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