turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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