He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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