So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish you could order shots online.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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