508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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