this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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