STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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