You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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