Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i just google imaged poop.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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