did you get engaged???
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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