David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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