There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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