using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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