If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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