So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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