whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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