she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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