i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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