Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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