I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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