I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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